Jeremy Kyle Comes to the iPhone

Digital production company Somethin’ Else has announced its entry into the iPhone app market with the launch of the iKyle iPhone app, focused on the TV presenter, Jeremy Kyle. The app will be available in the Apple App Store from June 7.

Users shake the iPhone to wake Jeremy up, and can then play a series of phrases the presenter is famous for, including: ‘‘I feel for you babe”; “You’re a liar madam”; and “Wipe that smirk off your face, young man!”

For those unfamiliar with Jeremy Kyle, he presents a daytime TV show in the UK, which is aimed at people who find Capital Radio too highbrow.

The company says it is planning further updates to the app, with seasonal soundboards to coincide with special events, such as Christmas and Valentine’s Day.

God help us.